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April 13, 2009 - No magic could save David Blaine from Arnold's commando tax-tics
With Tax Day Tea Party momentum growing, Arnold Schwarzenegger gathered his Dream Team of Celebrities at his California costal retreat to discuss options amidst cries for his recall. Schwarzenegger did not come to the table easy, as his frustration was apparent in listening proposals from Rob Reiner, Sean Penn, and David Blaine.
“Let’s raise taxes again on all tobacco products to fund the education gap”, suggested Reiner.
“Cigars Too? Not a Chance, Meat-head!” volleyed Arnold.
“Let’s legalize marijuana and tax the hell out of it”, suggested Penn.
“Are you on dope, Spiccoli?” vented a tense Schwartzenegger, “…I’ll think about it – Next!!”
Finally, it was illusionist Blaine’s turn. “Get me a prime-time special, and I’ll make $42 billion magically appear”.
The Governor had heard enough. Grabbing Blaine by the crotch, he chided him “I’ll show you how to make money magically appear!”
When asked Sunday why Blaine was no longer on his Dream Team roster, Schwarzenegger flatly replied “I had to let him go.”
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