Schauen Sie heraus, Zombies! ...Aprilscherz!
April 2, 2009 - Ze Germans have fun with Ze Teleprompter Dummkopf
Touring Europe ahead of the G-20 conference (because he can), B.O. made a quick stop in Berlin, location of his July 2008 European campaign stop that drew an estimated 200,000. With massive crowds expected, Obama deployed his long-range strategic teleprompter (LRST), which was promptly hacked by a sixteen year-old German going by the name of 'Holger'. After reading the line 'Nazi Zombies! Run!!!', Obama took a needed presidential pause, after which he shouted 'Ich bin ein Dummkopf!' to the roar of the populace. Aprilscherz!
OK, so I am going to break the fourth wall here for a moment because it was truly interesting how these two images came together. I was reluctant to do too much on the teleprompter thing because it's been done, so I looked for a ridiculous image of the road-side alert signs people have been hacking and found this one. Then I looked for an image of B.O. looking out to a massive crowd and found the one above. It was uncanny that the Nazi Zombies sign matched to a picture of B.O. in Berlin...even stranger that apparently the German's had a role in inventing April Fools (Aprilscherz). Like peanut butter and chocolate, this one had to be done! Thanks to http://babelfish.yahoo.com for the language tool. Disclaimer: The Holocaust was an awful event in history, regrettable to most if not all Germans today. Here in the Los Angeles area, I encourage people to learn more at the Museum of Tolerance.
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Geithner to Take Over Weather
March 31, 2009 - Winter 'Too Big to Fail', Heat Miser blamed
Fresh off a rollercoaster two weeks involving the AIG scandal, toxic asset bailout plan, and revelation of his plan that would yield broad powers to control Wall St., U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner embarked on yet another controversial power grab today when he announced plans to co-opt global weather patterns, bringing winter as far south as the Equator. The recent move is in response to an emerging scandal involving the Heat Miser, Geithner's half-brother, whom Geithner purportedly authorized to thaw frozen regions of the Northern Hemisphere several weeks ago. The plan has run amuck under poor oversight, with Heat Miser recklessly thawing all the way to the Arctic Circle.
Attourney General of New York, Andrew Cuomo, who's had his hands full pursuing investigation of AIG, admonsihed Heat Miser yesterday in a press conference in which he broke the scandal. "The Party is over Heat Miser - you've wrecklessly doled out 'too much' sunshine and created a veritable paradise for these bears". The surly Heat Miser, now threatened with a deep chill from "Mr. 10 below", claimed all the work he performed was in accordance with his contract signed by Mother Nature in mid-February. "I've been set up by them F*%#ing Winterists" mumbled Heat.
