Brewster's Trillions
February 20, 2009 - An un-Amercian Excess Story
Wait, a minor-league senator with a love for Chicago inherets the presidency and has to put together a plan to spend $3,000,000,000,000. in 30 days? I saw that movie, it was hilarious! Oh wait, this isn't a movie - it's the news, and that guy isn't Richard Pryor - it's some poser wearing a fuzzy caterpillar on his lip. And that isn't John Candy, it's some other incompetent side-kick. This sucks, I want my money back!
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Shovel Ready
February 12, 2009 - Ooh, What's That Smell?
There is a stench outside the Capitol - and no, it's not Al Gore. Rather, it's the natural by-product of Congress and B.O. to 'create or save' 4 million jobs (HTFDYDIYS4MJ?). Yes, the steaming pile that is the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act. With the Prez shamelessly peddling his economic fertilizer amongst the zombies in Florida this week, here is a Want Ad that Oppressed McDonald's Guy may want to follow up on. Remember dude, when stuck in a dead end job, consider a lateral move - but please, keep the sh*t out of our meat. The same might be said for the President's plan. Now, where is Mike Rowe when you need him?
