Shaft
February 4, 2009 - Oh Crap! - the power is going to his head.
Richard Roundtree's 1971 classic role in 'Shaft' established the genre of Blaxploitation films in America, aimed at appealing to urban African Americans by presenting a 'people's' hero. Samuel L. Jackson later reprised the role in a 2000 remake, because as we all know - he is bad ass too. Now, Jackson and Roundtree got nuthin' on B.O. - cuz' Barack is apparently one bad mutha, but for all the wrong reasons. After a few weeks in office, one thing is clear for Whitey...we got Shaft - up to here!
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The Original
January 20, 2009 - All This Inauguration / Coronation B.S. is giving me the Heeby Jeebies!
Hail to the Chump! Barack's newest calling card is eerily reminiscent of the freeway billboards of ambulance-chasing lawyers promising to get you yours. Carry some in your soon-to-be-empty wallet or purse and be prepared for your next chance encounter with an annoying Obama proselyte looking for a hand-out. Also great for a chuckle with like-minded friends at your next tea party. Can't spare the change? If someone out there has the sand to pass these out to pan-handlers or any other tick, please email me and your stories will go on the Heeby Jeebie wall of fame.
